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Paul Graham’s Disagreement Hierarchy

2008-05-29T07:36:09Z

Jed in 2003

2008-05-18T12:20:26Z

That "Ain't no Nookie like Chinookie" Ray Troll shirt is sitting by my bed right now, in tatters. I have been wearing it for probably 7+ years.

Dream Sublimation

2008-05-08T19:25:33Z

friskedlizard @ 2007-07-20T00:32:00

2007-07-20T07:32:57Z

friskedlizard @ 2006-09-22T22:31:00

2006-09-23T05:31:25Z

friskedlizard @ 2006-09-21T20:58:00

2006-09-22T03:58:07Z

Crab Bumper - Safe Harbor

2006-08-08T03:33:22Z



"Crab Bumper - Safe Harbor" on Google Video
A bumper for the TCTV public-access cable tv show "Safe Harbor".

Oobleck.

2006-08-03T11:36:11Z

friskedlizard @ 2006-07-15T19:42:00

2006-07-16T02:42:43Z

Recently adopting a dreamy outlook on life and material possessions, I decided to embark upon a journey into what sort of computer system I might have today, it having been about 2.5 years since the purchase of my own diminutive yet faithful computronic device. Exploring the expanded possibilities of RAM capacity in the realm of server motherboards, I happened upon an article regarding a technology demonstration system featuring quad dual-core Opteron processors, dual PCIe SLI video card capability, and a theoretical maximum of 32GiB of RAM capacity, of course also featuring the capability of a RAID array configured of 750GiB perpendicular recording 3Gb/s SATA Seagate 7200.10 drives, for multiple TiB of storage.

Just thinking about how fast and easily I could manipulate uncompressed HDV in After Effects and Premiere and Photoshop and Illustrator simultaneously with a system like that makes drool and other bodily fluids collect on my keyboard. Mac-based media manipulation systems may no longer be the best alternative.

But for now, I will be satisfied with being poor and being confined with the my current system, which is satisfactory in performance, and not limiting the ability to learn new things.

My Room

2006-07-12T04:20:54Z

Behold, room 1 of our Glen apartment:

Digital Mediation Amor

2006-06-13T10:53:58Z

friskedlizard @ 2006-06-09T04:39:00

2006-06-09T11:38:15Z

tonight i stayed up late working on an animation project for fun. tomorrow, i continue working on my animation project for school.

One of the reasons I don't like MySpace

2006-06-04T23:10:54Z

This person's MySpace account attempted to add themselves as a friend to my own account. I of course hurriedly denied them, and sent them this message:

hello, I thought you might be interested in buying bad locusts for sale. They are for sale and you should buy them. They are not bad like good locusts are, because these locusts are top quality priority bad locusts, and they won't talk back at you like those pecker tots that live in the backyard with grandma. Only the best wrinkly grass has been fed to these locusts, so you can be assured of their quality potatoes. Fried up with hash, they make a great flight to the desert! They are good for so many things, even Jasper Montignette wishes he had some. Now these rare bad locusts can be yours, for only the cost of one shoe! Your soul is destined for Bess. I hope you enjoy your fate.

Signed, your friend;
the Danger Love Monkey.

For Those Who Are Curious What I've Been Doing:

2006-06-01T08:45:02Z

friskedlizard @ 2006-04-14T18:18:00

2006-04-15T01:18:27Z

Good advice. In other news, I am happily at work on my MediaWorks Spring Project, where you can see what I have been doing specifically, if you have the glorious hate-filled wonder of the quicktime plugin.

Laundry Video

2006-04-04T23:29:59Z

For those of you who may not have been subjected to this before, I finally figured out a way to embed the edIT Laundry video in a webpage. I think that this is a good place to post it. This was created by me out of footage I shot and footage I appropriated, over xmass break at the end of 2005.

It may take awhile to transfer, as the .mov file is 28.9MiB. You may wish to download it instead of streaming it.

Invalid video URL.

Invalid video URL.

The Bittorrent Song

2006-03-18T03:25:22Z

I would direct your attention now to The Bittorrent Song.

Yey!

2006-03-09T06:31:58Z

New Blog

2006-02-15T10:27:09Z

Russian hacker Maxxus has cracked the protection on the new Mac OSx86 10.4.4, and possibilities are looking good for running OSx natively on a PC.

I want to learn how to do this.

Everyone should refer back to my new blog for Mediaworks, on which I will be posting production stills, thoughts about media, analysis papers, and videos of work I've done.

OSx86

2006-02-11T19:20:21Z

"This is the Mac OS X 10.4.4 Restore Disc included with all the Intel iMacs. It's unpatched so don't bother trying to install it."

"In other news, somewhere in Europe a man with a name that, when translated, sounds vaguely like Maxxuss, was seen dashing through the snow covered streets towards his computer shouting something like "Viva la x86! I must get to my hackintosh!""

for ethan

2006-02-08T04:57:24Z

Capital Compression

2006-01-23T09:08:34Z

For the last 4 of days Jed has spent 20+ hours intimately working with raw 16mm film footage, performing splices and taping various random colored things to the emulsion. If you want to see the result of this craziness, download Capital Compression.

It is currently with a doomy soundtrack created by myself using the excellent goodness of Reason and Sony Acid pro 5 acting as a Rewire host and video monitor.

As always, comments are welcome and appreciated, even if it is just to say "stupid".

Also, Vilem Boletum is now live on google video.

friskedlizard @ 2006-01-21T00:07:00

2006-01-21T08:07:09Z

cable internet makes me happy.

edIT - Laundry music vid

2006-01-13T08:17:51Z

Laundry (available until Jan 27th, 2006). alternate download.

be warned: this video contains sexually aroused male and female genitalia, vomiting, raw chicken, fat people, bunny porn, leaves and waterfalls, all of which might be offensive to some people. by all means, if you don't want to see these things, don't watch it.

Jed is chewing chicken with erotic appetite. Is he exploring himself by pushing his limits because he is a vegetarian, or is he a demented human being? Both his infatuation with the grotesque and his love of natural things is apparent. Also apparent is his confusion, like a lonely child with a video camera lost in a dark forest. Sometimes he sees people and observes there the same grotesque things he finds fascinating, and is terrified of that in himself. A constant struggle of human nature between sexuality and bestiality ensues: red vs. blue.

also be advised that I am going over my previous video posts, and updating links to them, so if they haven't worked for you in the past you could try again with probable success.

friskedlizard @ 2006-01-04T12:53:00

2006-01-04T20:53:20Z

hey everybody: Plexiglass chicken face smash laundry music video: (incomplete)